PD 100 Creative suffering
PD 101 Overcoming peace of mind
PD 102 Ego gratification through violence
PD 103 Overcoming self-doubt through pretence and grandiosity
PD 104 Whine your way to alienation
PD 105 Guilt without sex
PD 106 Carrying a piece of paper whilst walking briskly
THIRD AGE CAREER AND BUSINESS COURSES TO HELP
WITH THE FALLING VALUE OF UK PENSIONS
CB 100 Feigning knowledge - a career enhancement strategy
CB 101 Packaging and selling your spouse
CB 102 The under-achiever's guide to very small business opportunities
CB 103 How to profit from your own body
CB 104 Tattooing friends as an income supplement
CB 105 Credit purchasing with your kidney donor card
CRAFTS
C 100 Bonsai your pet
C 101 Self-actualisation through Macramé
C 102 Origami for self-defence
C 103 Drawing genitalia in soft pastel shades (Summer Term only)
C 104 Needlecraft for substance abusers
HOME ECONOMICS
HE 100 Virus cultivation in the household refrigerator
HE 101 Manual bowel evacuation in marital relationships
HE 102 Basic kitchen taxidermy
HE 103 1001 alternative uses for the vacuum cleaner
HE 104 Simple mutation techniques using a microwave
FITNESS AND HEALTH
FH 100 The Joys of hypochondria
FH 101 High fibre sex - bio-feedback and how to stop it
FH 102 Skate your way to regularity
FH 103 Tap-dance your way to social ridicule
FH 104 Eating with plastic spoons
FH 105 Flatulence control through Yoga
